DILLO: A PULP ROAD NOVEL

by Max Sheridan

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Artesia, New Mexico. Pop. 3012. There’s nothing 15-year-old Doc Candy likes better on a hot summer afternoon than snapping pictures of dead armadillos off Route 82. Until a no-good grifter of a father he hasn’t seen in eight years comes blowing up to his window at two in the morning in a hot El Camino talking about a family vacation in Miami. Their Florida reunion turns into a 2000-mile getaway when Doc finds out the money used to pay for the trip was stolen from his lowlife uncle, the manager of an illegal Apache casino. But it isn’t until they’re hiding out in the Louisiana bayou that Doc learns the whole truth: it isn’t Doc’s uncle they’re running from. It’s a coal black Dodge Ram driven by a pair of bald, psychopathic teenage collectors looking to complete their gallery of human head hair toupees with the old man’s scalp.

Dillo is available from Shotgun Honey, an imprint of Down and Out Books, as a paperback & ebook. If you're ordering from Europe, you can find Dillo at amazon.de or amazon.com.uk.


praise for dillo

“Like the roadside, half-pulped armadillo of the novel’s title, Dillo by Max Sheridan offers readers a captivatingly black and offbeat perspective on flawed people and nasty things. At some point in their lives, everybody in Dillo has been tossed to the curb or run over by a bus, and Sheridan’s action-filled, father-son road trip is that much grittier and truthful for its hard-leather characters. A wicked new voice in crime and noir. A story that pulls you deep into the thorns. Writing that sings.”

JACK GETZE, FICTION EDITOR SPINETINGLER MAGAZINE


"Pulpier than a box full of blood oranges, with the best, weirdest father/son road trip this side of a Waylon Jennings song."

JOSHUA CORIN, AUTHOR OF NUCLEAR WINTER WONDERLAND


"The elements are all here: A memorable cast of characters wherein even the minor actors are given weight, a compelling and original road story, the precise amount of description to keep that southwestern sun bearing down on your shoulders at all times, and a fluid prose that allows the reader to turn the pages with the ease of an El Camino cruising across a battered American highway.”

ALEC CIZAK, AUTHOR OF DOWN ON THE STREET


“A fresh voice taking on uncharted portions of the American literary landscape. Unique, funny, and wholly Max Sheridan's.” "

TOM PITTS, AUTHOR OF AMERICAN STATIC

Chapter one

DON CANDY


Those heavy-duty brights gave out a trainload of yellow light that drew me up out of my sleep like a hooked fish. Out in Taos they’re always telling you about dead Indians come back to reclaim their ancestral land from the white man that the white man had stolen. I figured we’d done the same and now they’d come for us.

     But soon the headlights were blinking out some half-assed SOS. I could make out a two-toned silhouette in the afterburn. It looked to be a Chevrolet El Camino with a flatbed. This was not a rare fish out here. I placed the vintage squarely in the early eighties, a bad run of years for your flatbed El Caminos. I figured it was Bobby Littleflower in some vehicle he’d rustled off his old man’s junk heap. Bobby could have done better. 

     It was a dry summer night. The moon was up there somewhere. On the other side of the house probably. But there was a crown of stars growing thick wherever you looked, and now cigarette smoke was trickling up toward it like a roof on fire. This got me thinking. Bobby Littleflower didn’t smoke and never had.

     Honey didn’t keep a firearm around, though Doctor Steve had urged her in that direction many times. Honey was a potter by training and a woman who molds cool clay with her bare hands will rarely be prodded towards the trigger. Tonight, all alone in the house in this dark, I wished Honey’d been born into this world with a proper chip on her shoulder. 

     The driver’s door creaked open. Cool sand beneath slow boot heels told me this was some smooth operator coming my way, and we didn’t know any. I waited in vain for the front porch to creak, for the sound of that boot leather on wood. But no, the sand just kept sweeping. Some lazy motion. Like an old corn brush tickling a pan.

     I got my ass out of bed.

     The wide open living room was blue dark and ticking, and beyond that the vestibule. I took inventory. An umbrella we almost never used in a copper umbrella can. An old pair of Doctor Steve’s size-twelve moccasins. A squashed pork pie hat, a badminton birdie, Sunday’s news. Nothing there worth hitting a man with. I went back into the living room and into Honey’s studio.   

     The studio was moon-colored and I could see enough to grab Honey’s maple wood clay hammer off the drying board. A hefty tool, it rode low against my hip.

     The noise was clear enough from there. A cigarette knuckle rapping against my bedroom window. It was a steady drip of a knock that wouldn’t go away. Cool and lazy, just like the boots. Whoever this was, whatever mistake he’d made to wander down this road in his fancy car in the dark, his face was going to remember this night well.

     I gave the knocking another minute to disappear. Then I was out the front door on my bare feet creeping toward it with the hammer raised.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Max Sheridan lives and writes in Nicosia, Cyprus. His short fiction is available online and in print from select, degenerate publishers. His novel Dillo is available from Shotgun Honey. When he isn't writing, Max is the director of Write CY, a Nicosia-based platform for creative writing and community storytelling.