FUSION IS THE FUTURE (BUT PROBABLY NOT ORCA-SIZED strap-on DILDOS)

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The first time he saw the prosthetic he thought of the fucking Belgians. Because only the fucking Belgians would have designed an orca-sized strap-on penis for use as a NATO bargaining chip. But this dildo wasn’t Belgian-made, it was from Pittsburg, and it had two heads and two very slim grips.

A mathematician and a typographer got together and decided to give a few writers a bunch of random words and phrases from newspaper headlines, and some images, and have them make flash fiction.

I won't tell you what my words were, but I got a picture of an orca whale and a picture of a police chief. I don't hold the creators of the project accountable for the results, though I'm fully prepared to be judged—and tarred and feathered—by the community. Join us at the Pop-Up Festival in the City Plaza Zombie Mall 16 DEC, 2016 8PM to celebrate art, science and 10-foot whale dildos. 

Max Sheridan

Write CY, Xanthis Xenierou, Nicosia, Cyprus

Max Sheridan lives and writes in Nicosia, Cyprus. His short fiction is available online and in print from select, degenerate publishers. He is the founder and director of Write CY a creative space in Old Nicosia dedicated to creative writing and community storytelling, and co-director of Storyline Creatives, where he helps others tell their stories.